PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And